Here's some exceptionally gloomy news from those-who-love-to-leap-to-conclusions.
Global warming might be twice as catastrophic as previously thought, flooding settlements on the British coast and turning the interior into an unrecognisable tropical landscape, the world's biggest study of climate change shows.
Researchers from some of Britain's leading universities used computer modelling to predict that under the "worst-case" scenario, London would be under water and winters banished to history as average temperatures in the UK soar up to 20C higher than at present.
Apparently they didn't get the memo.
While we're on the subject, Rusty Lopez over at New Covenant (one of the very first bloggers who ever linked to me) points us to an excellent speech by Michael Crichton entitled Aliens Cause Global Warming. I'm not even going to excerpt it, but you should definitely read it. Especially if the way the Global Warming scam is damaging science's reputation bothers you.